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February 26, 2010

Why Fridays Are Harbingers of Mondays

Not complicated.

Only 2 1/2 days exist betwixt Friday afternoon and Monday morning.

So what should we do with sixty hours?

Possibly income tax. But then what?

I say, find that old "to do" list and make it into a new "to do" list.

Change acronyms or order if you must. It is now NEW.

That's Gospel.

February 15, 2010

Away for a Weekend - House Gremlins

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Okay, so like I took a short road trip over the weekend and came back to a house that seemingly had been visited by Gremlins.

All the clocks were blinking, with nary a thunderstorm to have caused a power outage. Strange. This is not South America, yet.

So I fired up the Mac. Hellooo beautiful Cinematic Display? You look plugged in to me. Of course, one of the plugs in the white transformer dealy-whoppy was loose. So try again and plug in the iPod.

What is that loud noise? Fan on overdrive. What is that bright red light emanating from the bowels of the Mac? Open up the door and peer in. Two piercingly red diodes on a chip board in the very back glaring like tiger eyes. That board connects the USB peripherals, including the iPod on a chain USB extension cable. Sigh.

RESTART and PRAY.

Humming along quietly now. My guess is that the sudden electrical loss screwed up the hardware, and my plugging in a new device only exacerbated a "bad" condition.

The point of this diatribe is to echo a puzzling, detached understanding of the universe about how it is that leaving a house alone for a few quiet days can result in subsequent owner panic attacks, not to mention clock resets.

Unfortunately, my clocks all say it is time to get ready for another work week. For those of you who actually get President's Day off (i.e. no point in checking snail mail later) -  enjoy your extended weekend.

February 2, 2010

Save the Cactus Cafe!

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Mesmerizing, Ain't It?

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NASA's 2010 Fiscal Year budget = $18.7B and cancellation of the constellation program and end of the space shuttle.

According to budget documents obtained from the Government Printing Office, the national budget for 2007 totals about $2.784 trillion. At $16.143 billion, spending on NASA accounts for 0.58% of this. Compare this to NASA's allocation during the mid-1960s when, despite the pressures of the war effort in Vietnam and President Johnson's Great Society programs, NASA spending made up more than five percent of the federal budget.


For every $1 the federal government spends on NASA, it spends $98 on social programs. In other words, if we cut spending on social programs by a mere one percent, we could very nearly double NASA's budget.

And that was before the current president proposed his current plan, which is 3.8 Trillion dollars for 2011, including a one year further deficit of 1.85 trillion, cumulative to over eleven trillion dollars by 2020, conservatively.

NASA's budget of approx $18 billion, divided by 3.8 trillion dollars = .0047. Less than zero point five percent.

So for those who think we need to be "taking more care of things on this planet," there are your numbers for proportional consideration.

January 22, 2010

Playing With Someone Else's PC is Sorta Fun

This just in: it can be fun to get carte blanche with someone else's computer. One can create all sorts of new bookmarks, favorites, desktop icons - such as to one's blog, for instance.

General blog question. Have any of you out there noticed an increase in spam replies to blog posts, often to posts several months old? My guess is those entries show up on Google search and therefore get tagged and shared. Hmmnn.

January 6, 2010

Dear Spam

Dear Spam Bots,

How endearing of you to crawl through cyberspace, find my reflections, and post non-sensical comments on entries long forgotten and far, far away.

When I have time, I clean you out. I report you. I delete you. No end of fun. My content provider is Movable Type, and they help, but still, can't you get a spam life?

Gotta love rhetorical Here's My Flair  retorts into the void.


January 4, 2010

The BLOG is Still Alive

Well, sort of a half life.

I am reminded of this each month when my webhost bills me.

What with Facebook for social interaction, including ability to post pics, videos, and links - the socially-oriented "blog" per se is dying a noble death across cyberspace.

I hate giving it up, because I'm totally enchanted by my web address name, and I can twist and yammer this space into any forum if I wish. Just never adopted one.

I'm only selling my clever ability to come up with just the right bon mot, yet there is Facebook again.

I suppose Clear Lake Reflections could become a great watering hole for people like me who skim the surface across a wide variety of life pond interests. Or possibly adopt a stance on something like immigration reform, except that takes so much time and I'm already an American despite being born here and caucasian male.

Clear Lake Reflections always a repository for quirky humor, and you can't find that anywhere, nor practice it better than me when even the slightest comment of shared humor manages to offend someone 2,000 miles away as a personal attack. Gotta love that.

So I guess I'll keep Clear Lake Reflections for a while longer throughout 2010. At least until I settle on a way to pronounce this year and write it on checks (i.e. all four digits).

Challenges await in 2010, and probably not for the first, such as arriving to work on time and realizing every password needs resetting. Yet hope trumps red lights getting to said expired passwords.

My faith clings to the unfathomable truth we will all hold up to whatever chaff and dismay gets thrown in our path this year. We shall nonetheless enjoy the ride, because as someone once said,

"Life is not a dress rehearsal."

December 20, 2009

Brittany Murphy Died

This is the most heart-breaking news I can imagine.

God bless you Brittany.

What a huge talent.

What a loss.

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<--- she was the real deal.

Meryl Streep caliber.

I don't know what happened, but we will miss her.

December 13, 2009

Houston Rhapsodizing

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<--- is it just me, or are these people weird?











Not seen the movie yet. Just starting to read reviews. First instinct is to declare this man unfit and waywardly non-ready to don cardboard glasses and plop down in a theater to watch a lot of wicked, wild 3D motion, even if it is James Cameron, Lord of Kate Winslet on the floating door (I know two people could have fit on that door!).

Sunday morning and I'm still moving to the charm of that Matchbook 22 song.

You didn't fall for it, did you? Rob Thomas of "Matchbox 20." I was only trying halfway to sound insincere and vapid and desultory with feeble mind panacea and general retrograde into senility, but wait - that would be the coach of the Dallas Cowboys, who are going to throw their season into the toilet today against the San Diego Chargers.

Where was I? Oh yes, rhapsodically bouncing my way back to a theme or central point.

I really have nothing but good things to say about myself today.

Got a decent night's sleep. Did not go blind from yesterday's terrible misfortune of putting contact lenses in my eyes before washing mentholated cream off my fingers first. Most of your Christmas presents have been delivered and wrapped.

Another pregnant, stray cat has ensconced herself on my back patio chair each night. Timid little thing. I've thought about putting a can of tuna out there or something. Bad idea. She's either extremely fat on wild birds, or ready to give birth to ten kittens. Don't they know the consequences of unprotected sex? Meow. I'm sure father cat is standing by with a solid job.

I am slowly letting most of my magazine subscriptions expire. I only read the Mac ones. Flipping through Architectural Digest only makes me bitter. And "Star," if you want to know the truth - they embellish articles about famous people. You heard it here first.



December 12, 2009

Litany of Woe

or woebegone.

I knew one day I would reach an age where clumsiness, formerly considered an unachievable art form, might bloom and curl its tendrils around my very DNA and walk with me like Jesus.

Or the reminder of why I need Jesus.

I hurt my left elbow. Don't ask me how. By the very act of living and moving around. It hurts.

So I have this cream that smells of vapors (mmmmm) and it warms the skin to alleviate discomfort so as not to interrupt my insomnia. I rubbed the cream on the hurt elbow and proceeded to lie in bed all night listening to AM radio reruns.

Say, did know that Tiger Woods.... nevermind.

So here's the point, because you are wondering if there is a point, and if not, why the litany in the first place.

I can hardly bear to write it. Not from mortifying embarrassment, although there is that. More from tears streaming down my cheek from my left eye, making it hard to type.

Why is my eye crying? Is it the national economy? No. Am I crying due to the Dallas Cowboys horrible collapse in December again? Well, true - but that is not it either.

My eye is erupting with a flow of salty brine because I tried to put in a contact lens while that sports hot cream stuff was still on my finger! I thought I tried to wash it off.

So now my elbow still hurts, my eye burns, I can't see straight, and vast appeals for sympathy across the internet are more likely to inspire derision I so richly deserve.

Don't try this at home kids.

December 5, 2009

Joan Cusack's Black Cat, Friday 13th Sort of Feeling

This is why I did not enjoy my 20th high school reunion.

Sergeant Pepper.

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They asked me to my 30th reunion.

I declined.

Yes, I am 99 years old.

If you must know, Minnie Driver was not the D.J. - but girls exist out there who got stranded on prom night, and most of them are now CEO's of vast corporations.



Else go crazy with radio power.



November 30, 2009

Weather Geniuses

Rain is expected Monday, possibly.

Thank you Houston geniuses for going out on a limb.

Here is a news flash: water is pouring from the sky.

Back to the guy who can't find his glasses before 5AM.

Not a good start for a long work week.

November 14, 2009

Honeywell F300 Electronic Air Cleaner

You know you want one.


Come on over. We'll breathe clean air.


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October 11, 2009

Okay so I lied

Christine McVie gets such little credit. Superb pipes.

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<-- the overlooked one with sweet Melody.

Everyone overlooks the point of any song - which is melody.

Not lying about that.

No, but conscience is a crusher, and Creechman has told a few lies.

Three lies, in his entire life.

#1 - age six: "mom, David spilt candle wax over your misplaced velvet gown."

#2 - age twenty-five to the most beautiful woman on the planet: (I'd really prefer not to say, but trust me, I lied)

#3 - age forty-eight: "I'm really an excellent driver."




Here is the second best song to "You Make Loving Fun." :)




 

October 10, 2009

Jennifer Ehle knows C++

You cannot fault the United States of America for loving Jennifer Ehle.

"Pride and Prejudice" on Blue-Ray is unbelievably pristine.

As pristine as Liz's chastity before meeting Mr. Darcy.

I refuse to spoil it for you. Read the book. Jane Austen knew what she was doing.

Later, many young promising actresses, hundreds, were sent home weeping.

Movie making is a harsh business, and tell me you do not love this show.





Best site.

http://www3.telus.net/yve/

Later, and a reprise of this famous slam-down.

http://www.youtube.com/user/creechman#p/u/11/mC0BctA0hLo

She is really not very pretty, and who wants a woman smart enough to enquire, "hey dude, wasn't that electric payment due ten days ago?"

Creechman

October 5, 2009

YouTube Audiences are So Fickle

I really thought the "Love, Actually" clip, not to mention the great Woody Allen & Diane Keaton "Spider in the Bathroom" scene would top popularity.


But no. it comes down to a girl resisting her flair.






October 4, 2009

During Clear Rain, You Can See Non-Forever

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<-- this girl stole my umbrella.

Someone should tell her about tides.

I don't mind rain. Any excuse to quaff cracked concrete.

World wonders, "did Creechman ever find his glasses?"

Yes I did.

Then immediately succeeded in losing them again.

Oh, I can make do. Squinting not overrated.

Suburban charms beckon.

And that is really the end of this insightful story.

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October 3, 2009

I Might Be Moving to England

Reason number 1: They have Wimbledon.

Reason number 2: They do not have Obama

Reason number 3: Jennifer Ehle

Looking ahead at jobs, I have C++ down now, complete with integrated development environments, not to mention Project Management skills.

Talents such as these might keep me in Texas, possibly moving back to Austin.

However, living in the People's Republic of Obama, complete with insipid press and naive voting public, steers my eyes East.

Across the Atlantic, where babes talk great and look better.

Lady Catherine got shock treatment the way you and I wish we could deliver to telephone tech support.




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<-- Demure eyes translation:

"This sparkling thing on my finger better not be fake."

September 28, 2009

No, That's Not it

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In my desperation, I looked in all three toilets.

Where can my glasses be? I exist now on week #4 of the final pair of monthly contact lenses.

This is an outrage!

September 20, 2009

Elizabeth Bennet Tells off Lady Catherine

This scene always cracks me up.

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<-- The actress could hardly stop laughing between pompous takes. Masterpiece.










And here, gals, are the words you WISH YOU WOULD HAVE SAID.


September 19, 2009

Emerson is Not Done Yet



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Isn't fifteen enough? Up to God and greying fur.

At least he is still sort of keeping his fur.

Canine sweetie, just wants to live.

Life moves fast.

Seemingly innocent ear infection, and you know something? Vets are not Gods.



He might well have died Wednesday night. The little guy was in torment and I sat there, holding him in my bed, not knowing what I could do.

Not to be melodramatic, but he came through it.

Now I am the tired one on this weekend, keeping dog pills in order on time.

We'll just have to trust instincts on presumed epitaphs. And furthermore, this new Apple iPod canine speed rendition app cannot possibly work.

"HEY! Stop talking in the third person. What am I, invisible?"


September 18, 2009

Hard to Pronounce Words

Emerson (my dog) has had an outer ear infection this week. He is improving now, but I've gotta tell you, these medication ingredient names and descriptions are not easy to pronounce. Anyone who gets through pharmaceutical or medical school, doctor or vet, must have a memory like a steel trap.

Take these two drugs.



You get the general idea of what kind of drug families they are in - but it is a wide world of complex vocabulary.

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September 12, 2009

Portrait of a Man Losing his MInd

August 26, 2009

If You Can't Be Original...

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Obviously a Monday for both those guys.

August 24, 2009

Dark in the Morning

Every day now, the sun takes just a little bit longer to rise in the sky. Still dark at 6:30AM. Flash lightning and the reverberations of thunder. Deep booms approaching.

I think the kids go back to school either today or tomorrow. Summer vacation is over guys. I loved that first day back to school. Remember how nervous you were the first day of high school, what a big deal it was? Then by the time you were a junior and saw the same fear-struck face on a freshman girl on the school bus - you were so wise?

Now it is all different with a job. I am certain nobody can peel beneath the veneer of my fear-struck face at the office.

All a ruse, really.

I'm a deep planner aiming at no specific goal, and that takes a mixture of talent and fervent dedication.

All right, all right - I'm going.

August 13, 2009

Baby Elephant Rescue

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This sort of things really grabs me.

I am no member of Greenpeace or Peta, because they are mostly whackos. But when it comes to the higher animals: apes, elephants, whales, dolphins - you know they are cognizant, rational, emotional beings.

The truth about their dwindling numbers is irrefutable, as is the wanton cruelty by incomprehensible man as cause.

They saved this little guy from a scary trap, but he'll like spend the rest of his days toting tourists on his back, which is better than being consigned to a circus or getting shot for ivory.

July 16, 2009

Times Have Changed

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No, that is not the space shuttle, which launched yesterday to no fanfare.

This is Apollo 11, 40 years ago, when people cared more about the future and national pride than giving your hard-earned money to illegal aliens for their vote.

July 2, 2009

Dreams = Rest?

Most of the time, if I dream a lot during the night, I feel like my brain has properly unwound and some kind of real rest has taken place.

But not today. Perhaps because Tuesday night I had trouble sleeping at all. This morning after various hyper-episodes since midnight, I am up, but sluggish.

One more full day of work, then a couple off to regroup. Not even going to bar-b-que. Staying indoors, out of this remorseless heat and humidity.

June 30, 2009

Will June Ever End?

I don't know about you, but this month has been going on for what seems an eternity.

Not to rush or squander time, but let's get into July already. :)

June 18, 2009

Kindle Trouble

If you have enough electronic devices in your house, a few of them are bound to mysteriously develop problems. Kindle won't turn on after all night trying to charge. Light was blinking. Replugged it in. Still yellow but not blinking.

We'll see later today. Pretty expensive experiment if it in fact is broken. :/

May 26, 2009

Verrrry Civilized

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Is it just me, or do nuclear bomb tests and missiles bother anyone else, coming from a country that not only cannot feed its own people, but has a shortage of what you and I might call "light bulbs?"


May 14, 2009

Economic Disaster Seems Inevitable

Diatribe Start.

It is hard to remain optimistic about the future of the United States when it seems we are committing national economic suicide, or weakening our standard of living and social strength to the point where we are vulnerable to physical harm from enemy nations.

Even my limited awareness and understanding can see the result of the following:

* Social Security tipping point soon, where payouts exceed income, meaning borrowing on top of the debt, increasingly, without end of acceleration

* Medicare in worse shape. Neither of these two programs have any money in a "lockbox." They are abject failures, unsustainable

* $1.5 Trillion deficit per year on top of the debt, at the same time as the above

* National Health care proposals for trillions more in debt, in a very debatable framework of feasibility and quality of support

* Cancellation of companies' ability to contribute towards employee health insurance, leading to compression of any free market choice for health services

* Medical professionals saying "to hell with this."

* Higher income taxes on everyone, especially small business

* Tax increases on Gap and Trade, government control over industrial standards that increase the cost of everything consumers buy (i.e. hidden tax by cost increase)

* Overall inflation from decline of the dollar and massive government borrowing

* Lower overall tax revenues, despite increased rates, due to declining gross national product

* Paper money printed as fast as mints can pump it out

* No halt to illegal immigrants taking on more benefits than they provide

This is a downward spiral to bankruptcy, with no chance of easily undoing. Graft and corruption throughout all new extended controls which extort the money and manipulate penalties for political purposes.

It is too big, too fast, thrust upon a society largely ignorant of any concept other than envy, or "gimme mine," which is basically a pool of voters bought and not paid for.

Is this what the government of the United States exists for? To be given over to control every industry, legislate arbitrary theft, impose judicial appointments to effect an agenda, manipulate the constitution? Was not this tried in the Soviet Union and Europe. Now look at them.

I say all that, just as entry points, high-level topics each of which has more tendrils of horror no clear-headed media is willing to disclose in our current cult of personality era.

I don't enjoy posting this nor believe for one second that anyone's mind will ever be changed. I suppose it is just a cathartic moment. I can't do anything about it except remain aware, try to protect myself, vote, and intellectually measure my opinions against facts.

Diatribe Over.

May 8, 2009

Too Many Natural Disasters?

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What's up with the increased frequency of natural disasters in recent years? Hurricanes, fires - and still waiting for that next major earthquake.

The latest fire is consuming much of the Santa Barbara, California area.

One celebrity who is close to it is Dennis Miller. He does his radio show from his home. Was not in direct danger yesterday, but sounds like the fire is moving down from the mountains towards more populated areas.


May 4, 2009

Meet My New Best Friend

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His name is Riley, because that is the kind of life he is living.

Birds cannot do anything about Mr. fat Riley upending the feeder, spilling priceless Walmart-garnered seed across the back porch in an incredible display of aberrant rodent hubris.

I swear his IQ is 140+.

Tiny claws perform differential equations on whatever constitutes a whiteboard in hovels absconded from less gifted furry brethren.

I feel like Bill Murray, unsuccessfully snaking water hoses into gopher dwellings on a golf course.

Did you know this little bastard can leap four feet straight up, and walk on a wire, all the while taunting?

Those of us with access to Academy stores own a special present for friends who wish to remain in the first circle of animal kingdom social prominence.


Consider the irony of a squirrel being killed by a nut traveling at the speed of sound.

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Live it, Love it, but don't Drink it.

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April 27, 2009

Swine Flu Mania

Always nice to wake up to another pandemic.

April 23, 2009

Mosquitoes

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This is not my backyard, but could have been last Saturday.

So let's count the days: 1,2,3,4,5...


Bzzzzz - *SLAP*

March 30, 2009

Scary Moment

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Woke up this morning and the router was dark.

"Oh no!"

Suddenly all priorities changed as I carefully unplugged and re-plugged in the power cord.

I chanted over it like one of MacBeth's witches. "Bubble bubble, toil and trouble."

That and various threats against its little electronic life (hello bathtub?) seemed to do the trick.

We are all operational again.

March 29, 2009

Radical Change from Audrey Hepburn

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I like the way they "thank you" for your payment in the email.

Endearing in a way.

Or not.

March 19, 2009

Those Dog Ears

Poor Emerson's little dog ears are bald and red again. He can't stop scratching and infecting them.

Back to the vet for some relief, and a new elizabethan collar, and toenail cut.

Been a battle for months. Tough to solve, because the more he irritates them, the more they bother him to scratch even more.

Surely this is not a reaction again my YouTube selections?

February 27, 2009

No NASA Funding to Extend Space Shuttle

Damn.

WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama's newly released budget deals a political blow to two pillars of the Houston economy -- the energy industry and NASA.

Can't catch a break. Guess I should have borrowed more money than I can pay back.

February 24, 2009

Hard..to...get...going....

Slow start again.

One way to improve this recent trend might be to turn off AM radio and any form of the news on TV or the internet. First of all, it is daily dismal, which attacks my mood right away. Secondly, I tend to dawdle when I should be thinking about the day and getting ready.

Of course, blogging has no claim to insert any morning delays...

February 19, 2009

Busy

Home cramming a burrito into my pie hole after an entire morning of spreadsheet madness. Actually, it is the schedule on the spreadsheet which is likely to inspire a sense of madness.

Part of the job.

At least the dog is being entertained by workmen next door just in his field of view.

February 13, 2009

Close Call

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is down my block, just across a small street from the other units of my own townhouse units. Quite the neighborhood gathering last night.

We are all still shell-shocked from hurricane Ike, but this is a reminder that everything can go up in smoke without warning. Time to revisit content of fire safety box this weekend.

January 26, 2009

Bad Starts

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When one of these clogs during the brewing process, it can prove quite a strain.

January 16, 2009

Dang the Luggage

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Even in New York City, apparently nobody caught the event live.

Pretty incredible, to land safely in the river like that without cracking up or plowing into a fleet of New Jersey ferries.


December 21, 2008

Godspeed Nurse Chapel

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It's tough seeing this starting to happen to my relative contemporaries.

The voice of the Enterprise computer.

Sick Bay nurse, hopelessly in love with Mr. Spock.

By all accounts, Majel Barrett Roddenberry was a wonderful woman.

February 23rd, 1932 - December 18th, 2008.




















William Shatner's comments:



November 20, 2008

It Could Happen to Anyone on a Space Walk

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Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper

So she let a bag of tools float away while trying to wipe off some grease.

Years of training. Not her first shuttle mission or space walk either.

And yet, I'm scared to watch Leno.

On the Bonnie Hunt show, they had a "NASA bag" drop to the stage floor as if fallen from the sky (a la the lamp from "The Truman Show")

Poor kid. It's going to be the turkey talk for years to come around the family table.

November 19, 2008

Somalia: Pirates' Daring Attack 'Stuns' U.S. Navy

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from top military leaders of the United States is not exactly the sort of backhanded praise I want to hear.

Nor that world leaders are powerless.

Do you know what they used to do to pirates on the high seas hundreds of years ago? It was not very nice.

Brigands. International cutthroats.

This cannot be allowed to happen period, but especially when our interests are at stake.

Try using some of that military equipment instead of gushing over the extent of their hutzpah. 



November 8, 2008

Aliens Among Us

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Tidbits from "Annie Hall."


You are God.

Create yourself from flake of meteor, splashed into ocean, grow up into carnivore, herbivore, omnivore cell creature. Inspire civilization.

I remember "Space Invaders" as a video game.




But now, gaming process mirrors a certain life last week of failed appliances and cars.

Such a shame, Acura service waiting room offering no free computers for blog browsing.

This coffee conduct after hours of killing time, venturing in to Baybrook Mall (once every five years), observing shuddering high school dress and behavior.

I don't recognize kids these days, or their clothes.

Have you seen the ridiculous pants 13 year-olds are wearing, crotch below knees?

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<--- young ladies, if you really like this, more power to the next generation.

I doubt these guys could kill a spider in the bathroom.

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October 30, 2008

Backup Goes "Beep Beep"

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The day after I got my washer/dryer electrical plug fixed, came home to a dead backup hard drive.

For Mac users, this was the one using "Time Machine." I either accidentally powered it off before ejecting (a big no-no) or it just failed.

So, I am walking precarious memory eggshells until I get another one. I'm out of USB ports, so prefer Firewire.

Life is all about repairing things.

October 27, 2008

Service Person Window of Opportunity

Between 11AM - 2PM.

Any takers?

Are These the End of Times?

Hi guys,

Random selection of this morning's news.






What is going on in our world? How bad can anything be that might be causing consternation?

I have been making leaps lately to try to mend sour relationships, sour because in the context of life's brevity - how silly and stupid.

I'd rather be mad at shoelaces that won't stay tied.

As for human beings, expecting perfection from others is most laughable when you can't escape a mirror.

Putting things into perspective, be glad we are alive and healthy.

We have a chance to make it a good day.

Some people could grumble about such things as a washer/dryer installation fiasco, inevitably ending with a service man telling them they did the wrong thing by plugging it in. But I am not one of those people.

The blue tarp on my roof is decaying (plastic decays?) because no contractor will actually put new shingles on black tar paper, or even call me back. I kid you not.

They won't take my insurance money. I'm thinking about standing on a street corner, holding up a sign:

"FIX MY ROOF AND THE INCOME IS NON-TAXABLE."

Sometimes, when your world is spinning like a top veering off the table, kick back, look at the blue sky, and scratch a canine behind the ears.

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October 25, 2008

Appliances, Shmiances

Update on the washer/dryer fiasco.

One power cord. (I finally figured out)

The delay in realizing nothing was wrong with my outlet stems from the poor delivery guys' halting explanations. They did not make it clear and assumed I needed an electrician, as my last belabored post drew out in excruciating detail.

But I don't think it is my fault.

We'll see. I don't really know what is wrong. But electricians won't move heavy units for liability reasons, and appliance guys won't mess with electricity for shocking reasons, and I ask you,

What kind of America is this?

Bright ideas usually dawn after dark, so I called the store. Service guy Monday. Hopefully he'll either fix it, or advise me to the next step instead of wringing hands all day.

I'm sure I have enough clean clothes to last until then.

This is putting a crimp in my writing the next great American novel, or short story, or Op-Ed piece, or bubble-gum wrapper joke, or haiku:

"Roof repair wait wait
Buy washer dryer so white
Silent piece of steel"

Thank you. Thank you very much.


October 11, 2008

Flaky Video Cards and Nvidia Chip Sets

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if you own a MacBook Pro purchased within the past year. Potentially faulty video processor.

I have not had any trouble. But mine matched the recall candidates. Apple help suggested I take it in under warranty for diagnostics, so that's on the Saturday list today.

Ironic, because just two days ago, one of my other trusty PC's, a laptop running 

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"Emerson Cam," video card failed beyond tech supports ability to help. Out of warranty. Tried some things. Then it wouldn't even boot up. Custom machine, so can't replace part. 20 pound goliath. They offered to try to look at it, but the cost and no promises... Gonzo.

My Dell laptop died last year, also from a dead video card. It would run okay (from sound), but no display. I might be able to replace that card on a dull weekend, but it remains another project in the closet.

So I am running out of computers in an economy going south.

I should get a good parking spot at the office today. Need to gain time to take said dog up into Houston Wednesday for tests monitoring various conditions. At least an hour drive each way, if no accidents on the freeway.

On the home front, temporary roof repairs will undergo another rain test early next week. Permanent repairs, both roof and interior, are going to take a long time. I'm on six contractor's lists, but with the widespread damage from hurricane Ike, the operative word is "wait."

October 4, 2008

October Brings Back Orion

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Like a familiar friend at 6AM, flat out dominating the southern sky, almost directly overhead - this constellation of the Gods returns.

Marching into the west before sunrise.

Then peaking up from the east at night, a little bit earlier week by week, until by Christmas time you cannot NOT see it.

You did know that the Egyptian pyramids, the three big ones, are laid out in the precise ratio of the three stars in Orion's belt?

Fun facts.

So what am I doing up at 6AM on a Saturday?

I dunno - stupid biorhythms? Habit?

Emerson does not know it is a weekend.

When I go to Walmart, he thinks I am going to work.

Canines allow us to feel momentarily superior. Then the brake light comes on in the car.

How annoying.
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September 29, 2008

No, This is Not my House

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Nor my graffiti, actually.

But I could use some of that blue tarp. I still have exposed area around the chimney and it will be a while until I can get a contractor over here.

At least I got the insurance check and detailed assessment. Not too bad, but it will take some time.

<---- less time than this guy.





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Now this boat is ridiculous ---->

I wonder if Kate Winslet is on it. See her there, on the bow, eyes casting desperately around for a starving artist?

3,000 passenger capacity. A city with a bow and stern.

Hope it has GPS.

September 27, 2008

Where is the Mystery?

Why am I suddenly developing an Alaskan accent?

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Clue me to the mystery.

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Sarah Palin this.

Sarah Palin that.

"Enough Sarah," he says, while murmuring for more.

We've got a hot infatuation here in America, putting to death that famous quote by Dorothy Parker:

"Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"


Yes they do. And those glasses are now being sold off the streets of New York at Gucci prices.

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Come on. Don't you want a hot vice-president?

I emailed the caribou to paw along some advice:

Don't show up on SNL Sarah.

Nor Larry King, the "can't be too soon to be dead" host who prostrates himself over an insane Iranian telling everyone when he gets the nuclear bomb he's going to kill millions of Israeli's with it.

Mr. Suspenders probes deeper, "so what western influences have caused america to be responsible for all the hatred in the world, and would you consider guest starring in Sex in the City?"

CNN might as well be TTTT: "Tehran Ted Turner TV."

Hillary is extremely pleased that finally, a good woman is ready to break the proverbial glass ceiling.

You'd think Senator Hillary might be bored, sitting in all those Senate hearing committees, except for one small fact.

She's been mercilessly running for president for four years and can't remember where her Washington office is.

Not that it matters to the blind dead constituents who inhabit denizen corners and alleyways of upper Manhattan, or even Albany.

Eerie canal indeed.

But I digress.
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Think about the aftermath of a hurricane.

You can tell Hillary is mulling it over right now.

Or perhaps she's mad Bill is living the life of luxury on "The View" in front of an orgasmic panel and crowd.

I don't want to get into her head.

I really just want all Clintons to go away.

They've had their fifteen billion hours in the pasty sun.

Like the daily news.

In a bad dream, you could be me, rolling around in your bed to reverberations of radio talk show mewl about our economic demise after re-watching the premier episode of "Survivor," trying to memorize names.

I'm so happy to wake up tired. No mystery.

The only melodramatic suspense here springs from wayward PC noises in the middle of the night when Emerson cam dings.

I have figured out how to make the PC not lose wireless connection. Just between you and me, here is the secret:

NEVER upload Windows updates. That's gospel.

A home with four happy computers singing along like a Julie Andrews musical.

Or I wake in cold sweats at the behest of an insurance adjustor due to meet me for damages today between 1:30PM and 2:30PM.

I had to laugh at that estimated time interval. She said, "I might be a little later depending on previous appointments."

"One hour? Are you affiliated with the cable TV people? Is this joke?"

I'm going to stock up on Sunny D and sweet talk her into repainting my entire house.

Don't think I can't do it.

Tiffany might go up on the roof to check out wounded shingles, but I ain't venturing upon any angles over 20 feet off the ground, no matter what she looks like climbing that ladder.

Her job, not mine. In my elder 40's, I have given up on two things:

1. Heights
2. The ocean

That's no mystery.

This dude has run out of dingo bones.

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September 25, 2008

Week of Things Being Broken

While waiting for the insurance adjustor and homeowner's person to call, which is going to be a hell of a mess to straighten out who is responsible for what in a series of town homes where we dropped communal coverage two years ago and now that decision for individual coverage comes to roost along with runon sentences, I'm just working and sleeping and running into appliances and computers that won't work (not this one).

So not much time for observations on society, cute pictures, playing games with videos, etc. Just digging into the job and staying near the phones, trying to plan for the expense.

If they don't fix what is damaged before the next rain, I "should not" be in too much trouble. It is longer term fixations (sp?) on roofing, ceiling, drywall, and insulation at the heart of the upcoming assessment, and a huge deductible that may decide whether to actually make the claim at the risk of what that means to the policy, etc.

It's darker later in the mornings now, which is not helping my former earlier tendencies.

But I did find a fresh supply of coffee after getting the coffee maker light to turn on again, which was a curious adventure unto itself.

September 22, 2008

Work?

Work?

You mean I can't milk the hurricane for any more time?

Emerson is spoiled. I know I am not.

It is going to be hard to stay awake all day, or even remember passwords.

I would rather watch replays of the Dallas Cowboys game.

Great attitude, and isn't September over yet? Also, the sun can come up any time now.

September 21, 2008

Nadine

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I don't watch "General Hospital."

I have work to do.

DVR has a mind of its own, recording, always recording.


Human beings recover from hurricanes in different ways.

This darned Soap Operas don't help.

I am suddenly now the most respected and reviled contributor to SoapZone.

They don't think I have a job.

I put two sentences together about Nadine, and I'm engulfed with opinions ranging from Maine to Guam.

They think I'm all about Claire Coffee.

But it's not true. She's not that pretty.

Really.

They don't realize the due dates for work products at my office were September 12th and they expect me to be there bright and early tomorrow.

I say, spend a week with mom and dad up north Texas way, with electricity. Dog thought it a vacation.

We missed the south wind. House stood. Peeling plaster, and it's never over is it?

Reboot the computer and DirecTV system. Find that pad of paper with the work passwords on it. Wait for the insurance guy to call back.

Ignore women crying on my doorstep.

What's not to love about September?



Fall In Love Poll

I resort on my blog sometimes to pure sentimentality.

So while you are here surfing, please take a moment to record your gut impression.

Number one, two, or three.

Entry number one: Kathleen Turner.




Entry number two, a French songstress named Julie Zenatti.


 

Entry number three, Natalie.





September 19, 2008

House Maids Welcome - if Bonded

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As Michael Keaton in "Beetlejuice"

might say,

"Electricity. Gotta luv it."

My neighborhood looks like a disaster area.

Huge trees split down the middle. Streets full of piled trash, branches, lonely shingles.

Emerson and I trundled our way back home with ten thousand motorists yesterday.

Damage not too bad in my house, if you like peeling ceilings and upper window sills. But no flood waters got me, and we have the internet back.

Give me my TV, power, the internet, TEN THOUSAND CRACKERS and tuna pouches.

Maybe this experience will motivate me to clean out the refrigerator since I have to throw everything away.

Saw a mail truck yesterday, but no mail. Not even junk mail. I think he was just driving around.

Few birds to be seen. But stray cats survived. Kind of eerie.

I came out of the storm luckier than most, all due to the hurricane's eye passing directly over Clear Lake City. Had it shifted 30 miles west, we would have gotten the full brunt of that south wind, meaning total destruction.

And to think the thing started off the coast of Africa and plundered its way, day by day, across oceans.

Next time, I would rather risk the whole evacuation deal on a battle of wits.




"I Wish You Were Here" reprise.

Crank up Kate Voegele and walk around the house, muttering retorts.


And with electricity, "General Hospital," with Nik and Nadine.


September 15, 2008

Don't Fence Me In

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Company website publicly viewable:

Employees who evacuated for Hurricane Ike should not return home until officials indicate that it is safe to do so.  ...

Harris County officials are instructing residents of evacuated zip codes that the evacuation order remains in effect until further notice.

This fish was reporting back to school after violating the curfew, "no swimming after water recedes."

Guess he's finnished.

Got word today that my place has no broken windows. :) This was all-important of course.

Still flood and water risk to discover, but at least everything not blown to smithereens. Thanks for all the well wishes.


Atypical Monday

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A cool morning ushers in peace, calm, and first hint of Fall in North Texas where I sit sipping hot coffee, munching raisin bread, scrolling through the 
current state of affairs in Houston.

No invitation yet to return home.

To return to whatever lies in wait that was or still is home.

To return to an area hardly one smidgeon above martial law, with debris, no power, scant gasoline, and the prospect of initial discomfort growing over days and weeks into serious trial.

Not to mention the criminal element which must be their "never go to jail free" cards.


Key sentence:

USA facilities are currently under armed security protection.  At this point, USA and JSC will remain closed pending restoration of reliable power and water pressure, as well as the restoration of safe conditions and essential infrastructure in the local community.

City officials are also not inviting anyone back. So it looks like I'll continue to monitor events from the comfy confines of my parents' home, complete with Monday Night Football on HDTV and tons of delicious food.

I am one of the lucky few, delaying my own discomforts while others less fortunate endure a sweltering silence in crushed homes, dead cars, meager shelters, or who knows where.

Psychological observation: after several days away from home, in a place identified in my experience with vacations or holidays, with beautiful weather, no work (yeah, those 9/12 office deadlines are shot to hell) - the mind tires of contemplating what damage my home suffered, or the steps I'll need to take once I find out.

The needle of worry can only so long drag through repeated grooves. That's a reference to pre-CD and MP3-player days, boys and girls.

And so, I guess Emerson and I will plan to enjoy this Monday, visit my brother perhaps, watch a football game tonight. This is where I find myself, and I should use the rest and restoration as heaping up of pre-loaded fuel for eventual entry into one of Dante's waiting circles.

Cultivate trappings of luxury. More raisin bread before pancakes anyone?

September 14, 2008

All About the Waiting

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Dateline Sunday:

Just bought a ton of supplies from the Walmart up here in Gainesville, Tx, where I've been staying with family and monitoring Houston conditions.

Not a good day down in Houston. From all reports, situation is a mess. 

Will not be able to return until they let us. I45, for instance, is impassable today due to more rain (from a front this time)

The massive cleanup operation is going to take time, as is getting a handle on safety, gas supplies, lifting of curfews, etc.

From news video of Clear Lake, and the path the storm took to avoid the dreaded south wind in the area - my house may have a chance of standing, albeit who knows what it looks like inside. No flooding from the surge directly, but definite risks from rising water, intense wind, blown-out windows - the usual suspects.

Got my mosquito repellent, bug spray, rubber boots, food, water, et al - ready to travel south, to travel south into the den of hell.

Who needs it? Just stay here and watch NFL.

At this point, whatever the condition is - it is. I don't know and won't know until I see it. However, it looks like a long time before electricity will be restored.

So for now, still in A/C, with internet, watching it all on TV and chron.com.

My Houston friends who rode it out are seeing none of this, and seeing inroads to sweat I have not yet begun to imagine (yes I have).

September 11, 2008

Evacuation Complete

Ahead of the southeast Houston herd and mandatory evacuation orders, Emerson and I made it to my parents house in Lake Kiowa, Texas.

Acura trunk held whatever items I could choose to save, including the Macbook and insurance papers. All the rest, expendable, non-living "things" accumulated over an adult lifetime.

This forecast puts the eye directly over my house, which stands at 12' elevation, two miles from Clear Lake, an arm of Galveston Bay.

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So any movement of Ike, left or right, is some improvement from this worst case scenario, particularly east if it crosses the bay before impact.

This would minimize the south wind force which carries the ocean into land and attacks my weakest cheap windows, unfortunately unboardable, facing a dead golf course full of pine trees.

I've gone though all the "why, why, what are the odds?" (well, maybe not all). But at this point, completely out of my control. All that is left to control is decision-making after the event.

I plan to return home to assess the damage probably Sunday morning.

And dear readers, that point in time will mark indefinite suspension of Clear Lake reflections for obvious reasons.

Thanks to all my friends out there.

Creechman




September 2, 2008

Hanna and Her Sisters

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If Ike were a girl, sounds like an overly-long movie starring Reese Witherspoon.

All tropical weather, all the time, here on the reflections.

No U.S. Open tennis. Just give it to whichever Williams sister wins their quarterfinal and Nadal.

No Dallas Cowboys preview of first game against Cleveland next Sunday.


because Arab sheiks don't know what to do with all the oil money we are giving them hand over fist while refusing to drill in the United States of America because democrats won't even allow a vote on it.

No tennis. No football. No politics. Just hurricanes all the time. Endless freeway travel. Contra-flow interstates. Geraldo Rivera standing in the wind with an anemometer, over-dramatizing as always.

Meet Sarah Palin's family. Imperfect. Dealing with life. But at least the press is giving her a fair shake with the good ole double standard on the experience deal. Rings a little hollow from Obamarama with his vast experience in talking and doing nothing except vote communist for what brief tenure he spent in the Senate before traipsing the campaign trail.

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But lest I venture an opinion that might "offend" someone with the truth, today I drop to knees on a non-flooded carpet, thanking God the first major hurricane threat fizzled.

All I ask is a week before battening down the hatches again.

Meanwhile, bottled water goes cheap in this household.

August 30, 2008

STOP IT!

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Coming to you from Gainesville, Texas,

me and my car load of last possessions, a dog, huddled helplessly at parents' house.

And the second one, Hanna, lining right up to scoot through the Florida straits.

Laptops = ability to whine on blog from anywhere in America.

August 27, 2008

Laborious Weekend Indeed

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Maybe this track is good news since out forecasts are historically unreliable...

August 20, 2008

Appliance Woes

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The dryer portion decided to stop heating the air. Oh, it still tumbles wet clothes forever. And washing machine works. It's all one unit.

Choices are not enviable. How many service calls and parts would it take to find/replace the heating element? Probably should replace the 16 year-old unit, but not until I get over the disappointment.

No, until then, we will drape wet clothes over staircase banisters, or possible espy a laundromat?

My lifestyle is regressing.

August 16, 2008

Thank God

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These are good people.

For those who might not know, Victoria Osteen was sued by a vicious tramp and her lawyer for an alleged "assault" on an airplane three years ago.

By all testimony, the whole trumped-up charge was beyond ridiculous.







Don't let anyone bully you Victoria.

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You've always been a model of class, and this experience, no exception.

As for Sharon Brown?

Well, she's obviously attractive, bright, honest, and decent.

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August 13, 2008

Weather Report

Five o'clock in the morning on a Wednesday in August.

82 degrees outside before the sun.

Air hangs as heavy as wet clothes in a dryer that doesn't work.

Sincerely,

Vasco de Gama Cortezman, from the outer reaches of Ecuador.

August 10, 2008

A Friend in Need

Life is Eternal





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This lady is genuine, and any assistance golden.

Paypal at



Happy Sunday all. :)

August 9, 2008

Too Many Yellow Pages - No Kidding

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I'm forever trying to get rid of these masses of paper. I'll maybe look in yellow pages twice per year? And never in white pages. Who needs to in the internet age?

I can't understand how this remains profitable. Think of all the Al Gore trees cut down, which otherwise would help fight global warming by eating carbon dioxide. It's an outrage.

August 4, 2008

No One Cares if my Computers Get Wet

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This storm is obviously personally intended for me.

I'm sorry if anyone else becomes inconvenienced.

I intend to stand on the roof, braced against the wind, like Lt. Dan in "Forrest Gump," railing against God.

"IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?"

Or maybe just cower with my dog in an interior closet with half supply of dingo bones and cheetos.

This is ruining a very important seminar I was supposed to attend tomorrow.

And what about dog pee and poop? How am I supposed to sweet talk myself out of that?

Electrifying. No power. No SoapNetZone. And oh my God, NO "GENERAL HOSPITAL!"

Here's a funny thing about preparing for a storm. They say, load up your fridge at coldest temperature and don't open the door.

What a brilliant idea.

Of course I have marshaled plenty of microwave meals to survive the aftermath. Anyone sense a lapse of logic in this formula?

Son of a Beach

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I don't have time for such a lovely interlude.

I have a very important class tomorrow that starts promptly at eight o'clock!

 

What part of that did you not understand, Mr. Poseidon?

 

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August 3, 2008

We Can Only Laugh and Love, Right?

Sick at heart about Christina Applegate's cancer.

I don't want that kid to die.

I contribute what I can to various cancer charities. Who knows if that makes any difference.

Then I think, "Mark, you are smart. Solve this yourself."

But it is so hard. This article

only skims the surface. The real problem with cancer cells, in my very un-educated opinion, is how they mercilessly reproduce, after a normal cell's life is over. It goes down to fundamental atom relationships.

I wish I were smart enough to figure out how to stop certain cells from "forgetting' they should die. But I am not. 

Let's support those who can. Meanwhile, take a breath.


Christina Applegate has Cancer

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they say she will make a full recovery.

What a sweet kid. She's only thirty-six years old.

And while I have not followed her career closely, I've respected her from a distance. She has been one of those "under-the-radar" beauties for me, as hard to believe as that might sound.


But I've been aware of her for a long time, sideways glimpsing, year after year, in this or that story, how she has survived growing up in the Bundy household, matured through a relentless Hollywood child-killing machine, into a lovely young woman.

Then comes a shocking day.

Regular MRI... doctor walks in.... "sorry to tell you this Miss, but you have breast cancer."

One month after her 26 year-old boyfriend died from a heroin overdose.

Dear Christina,

I don't know you honey. Just a quiet admirer. I like you for your looks, your humor, Bundy laughs, and survival through the Hollywood jungle to become a huge success in what you have chosen to do.

You have been a "fight against cancer" advocate long before discovering the terrifying truth it festers in your body as well.

I wish I were smart enough to cure it. But I'm not.

Have faith that this is not life-threatening. First prognosis sounds hopeful, but what a shock.

We all dance around the prairie, don't we? Hoping to avoid the meteor strike.




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Please don't let her die.


July 29, 2008

Journey of a Thousand Steps

begins with a Tuesday lurch.

Monday's orange juice search,

might as well have been left at church;

Except I didn't go, as we all well know.

Joel on TV was a compromise you see.

Thus ends my tale,

Gimme back Apple Mail.

 

The end

July 28, 2008

Wonder What Day it Is?

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Did you get the memo about the TPS reports?

July 25, 2008

Creechman Existence After Mac.com Failure

Copy mass email (well, it's "sorta a mass" as in less than the Chinese population...)


Hi guys,

Long story short. Apple's conversion from .mac accounts to .me, or "mobileme" has resulted in many of us to losing email capability through the .mac address.

I'm sending this to everyone in my address book, friend or foe, for the option of being able to communicate with me via email when/if you wish, via Comcast.

I think it might take a few weeks for Apple to straighten this out. You should read the Apple help forums. Wow, people are extremely angry. This is very widespread.

I found myself annoyed too. But after a week, well - venting helps nothing, so I will wait. Worst case? I have to re-register later and start all over with a mac address?

Tell that sad story to people starving.

Meanwhile, all my YouTube video references from my blog are still intact. You know, the Anne Heche one and a dozen others.


remain okay. 

I remain a friend on Facebook, which more and more I find is everything we want.

Have a great weekend.

Family, friends, I hope not permanent foes, squeal at me at creechmark@comcast.net

July 20, 2008

Apple Mail?

The mac mail server has been down for me since Friday night.

An astonishing lack of candor on any help websites.

Mystifying.

So I am not getting any emails. This has left me feeling.... not lost - but oddly reminiscent of a time before email existed. Remember those days?

Now it is "Oh my God!"

Well guess what? The sun came up this morning anyway. There's some good stuff on C-Span Book TV, my favorite Sunday morning endeavor. The dog is a happy camper.

Everything else is on hold. And if Mac Email does not come back, hello Gmail.

Here's some more "Pricess Bride" on YouTube, which is UP by the way. (taking note Steve Jobs?)








July 18, 2008

Dow's big bounce

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Will it last?

The answer is, "no."

July 15, 2008

The New Badges are Here!

Got my new NASA badge two weeks ago. Tomorrow a new company badge.

Two points:

1. It is not as exciting as it sounds
2. The guy in the picture is no longer frozen at age thirty, or whatever it was


July 12, 2008

This is Really Annoying

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June 24, 2008

Evaporator Coil = Evaporating Money

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My A/C serviceman arrived at 6:30PM last night from a scheduled window of 9AM - 1PM on a workday. The verdict? Leaking evaporator coil.

What are ya gonna do? Gotta fix it. Can't lay out for replacement duct work, nor an upgraded condenser. This stuff ain't cheap.

But money is only money. I don't look forward to waiting around for another appointment, although they say "installers" usually arrive more on time than the technician inspection hacks who work 16 hours per day in summer.

But I get a $5 rebate/coupon on the back of the business card for the company. Let's not forget that.

Guess I'd better start stocking up the work hours.

June 21, 2008

In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning...

Ain't got no picture today;

Ain't got no grammar;

In to work for a stay;

Pre-dawn stammer;

No glamor.


Work hours under the moon;

Call it flex time;

A/C guy come soon?

Monday's dime,

Eat a lime.

(that last line, wasn't fine. Rather sour, at this hour)


June 20, 2008

Hi-Tech Problem Resolution

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Yesterday I raced home from work, trying to beat the large thunderstorms coming down from the north.

As usual, when in a hurry, coincidentally something goes wrong that stops your progress. In this case, I needed to safely shut down my computer and unplug the power and internet connections for safety.

But the Mac was frozen with the spinning beachball of death. No reaction to the mouse. What?

Reboot!. "Wireless mouse not detected..." Wireless? I'm not using one of those. Wait...

Of course, the USB mouse plug into the back of the monitor had pulled out just enough to disconnect. Gently push it back in. Everything's fine.

But that has never happened before, and chose to happen at the precise moment I didn't have time to debug the situation.

Same coincidence as some piece of software performing a once-per-year upgrade at the same exact time you are on the phone, trying debug a problem, and the two events have nothing to do with each other. It just interferes with your problem diagnosis.

Many other examples in life, especially in traffic, like when just one lagging car prevents you from turning left on green yield, just before lights turns red.

It's the "are you kidding me?" or "what are the odds?" aspects of rude annoyances that sometimes make one think the universe is a malevolent puppet-meister.

I think I'll take one step at a time today.


June 19, 2008

I've Lost My Appetite

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$200 "gourmet" burger at a Burger King in London.

I don't think so.

However, a story like at least is not about playing politics with oil, or Oprah, or midwest floods, or tying up our court system with appeals from Guantanamo inmates represented pro-bono by thousands of american lawyers, or...

Well you get the picture. Maybe we all should stuff our face.

June 16, 2008

No No No No No No No No No

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Windows XP is not going to be supported anymore?

I don't want "Vista" for my PCs which operate the Emerson Cam, or contain Quicken records of how much money I've lost on Wachovia this past year (sing it with me -78%).

Bill Gates is getting out of Microsoft to pursue philanthropic efforts with his basketball-loving hottie of a wife, but where does that leave us?

Don't they know how much we enjoy trying to keep Norton anti-virus software up to date on three computers, or Windows updates, or various error message windows we nervously close, or the task manager window that shows a bazillion programs running and we have no idea what they do?

Don't take that away from us.

My Macs are primary, even more so now. If only Quicken had a reliable Mac version, these clunky PCs would get the doorstop recognition they so richly deserve.

June 11, 2008

Sometimes It Doesn't Go Perfectly

Not to pull on too many violin strings, but had a bad dental experience. The dentist and assistance worked efficiently, but still took a long time. My mouth is very small, so it was hard to keep it open, even with props.

But the worst part must have come right after I left with a temporary crown from the office. Face still numb, and tongue. I bit my tongue even while having just told myself to be careful not to do that. Pretty big gouge, way in the back. Not an experience to endorse.

So boys and girls, not being tongue-in-cheek, remember to be very careful with tongue and cheek when it comes your turn to be dummied up. A little life lesson there. This is going to take a few days to get over.

Me and Advil are experiencing an intense, short-term relationship.

PS Did not ask for, and was not offered, gas or Zantax. Just the novocane. Dentist said that uses of gas went out after popularity in the 20's and 50's. But I guess some dentists still use it (as an anxiety reliever?). I'm glad I wasn't loopy on top of careless, or I'd probably be in the hospital.

June 10, 2008

Dental Appointment

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Let's hope dental techniques have improved since the middle ages.

I need a crown, way back on the bottom right side. My mouth is small so hard to hold it open for a long time (don't say it).

Obviously, I'm looking forward to today with enthusiasm.