Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream
Okay, this is admittedly of the variety one might find in "US" magazine, or "People," but not a true tabloid (because photos are fuzzier).
Simple contest. Appeal on whatever level. Photos chosen at random. You know all about their careers.
Penguins on ice cast ballots.
Contestant number 2:
Contestant number 3:
You need not actually vote.
A strange ratings process exists that presumes they know how you think, from political candidates to TV and radio, when no one has ever asked.
You are just in the math.