Genesis: A Modern Interpretation

Once upon a time, God created Monday.
And the Monday was without form and void; and darkness was upon the face of the Monday.
And the spirit of God moved upon the coffee pot.
And God said, "let there be blogs: and there was a blog."
And God saw the blog, that it was good: and God divided the Paris Hiltons from Lee Remicks.
And the evening and the morning were the first work day.