Who Are You, Jack T. Colton?
"Who are you, lady?"
"I'm a romance novelist."
"What?"
"Jack, you're the best time I've ever had."
"I've never been anyone's best time before."
Jack Colton: My minimum price for taking a stranded lady to a telephone is 400 dollars.
Joan Wilder: Will you take 375 in traveler's checks?
Jack Colton: American Express?
Joan Wilder: Of course.
Jack Colton: You've got a deal.
What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life."
Joan Wilder: You're a mondo dismo!
Jack Colton: I'm... what am I? I'm what?
Joan Wilder: You're a man who takes money from stranded women!
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