Nectar of the Gods
This is the best tasting juice I've ever had in my life!
I'm not a marketing honk. I'm telling you the truth.
I can't get enough. I'm going to start buying it by the gallon. I'm going to inject it directly into my veins.
Hey lady, stop! Don't hog the whole bottle. Give me some.
You're making a ridiculous spectacle of yourself.
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When you don't show up to work for a few days, I'm not coming to your house, only to find you dead in a pool of high fructose corn syrup with General Hospital reruns playing in the background.
Posted by: Lurkergirl
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August 15, 2008 9:47 PM