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Now I Remember What I Liked About Germany


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In Norway, women are cold as ice.

In Germany, well let's just say they are slightly less chilled if not stirred.

Where is my passport? The new one.

Don't tell me I lost it, like I lost my Vanilla Ice CD.

Or did I toss that piece of plastic from fear that search & seizure government agents might storm in here?

So what if the white dude from Plano Carrollton, Texas ripped off "Under Pressure?"


Queen had enough hits.

I sure love that Flash Gordon sountrack. That Freddie Mercury, wow.

As a professional coordinator, I'm here to tell you that some things just don't coordinate.

What do I miss about Bavaria?

Heidi of course. Home-wrecker of football games.

But here is Flash Gordon:


Don't tell me you didn't fall for Melody Anderson either, liar:

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Oh, she's a wannabe weather girl and we both know it.

Look at the way Flash is protecting her from take number sixteen.

Melody is like one of those college girls you fall in love with because she carries a 185 bowling average and never calls you back.

Those times are all behind me now.

Here is the most incredible song of dissonance ever created.


Bohemian Rhapsody.mp3 - Queen

Posted by Creechman on June 16, 2008 11:33 AM |

Comments


Small clarification. Vanilla Ice is actually from Carrollton not Plano. Not something that I'm proud, however.

Posted by: Anonymous | June 16, 2008 5:43 PM

It didn't feel right when I said "Plano." I felt, deep inside my soul, that my brother would correct me. Thanks.

You just earned an entire year of Brady Bunch reruns. Congratulations for the future links.

Marsha Marsha Marsha!

Posted by: Creechman Author Profile Page | June 16, 2008 5:48 PM

It's fun around here. You're appealing to my age these days. More than most of the time. Just thought I'd warn you. So you can get back to much younger tennis girls and other such things.

Pets and dingo bones to Emerson...

Posted by: Keri Author Profile Page | June 17, 2008 1:19 AM

I heard a remake of "Under Pressure" on the radio yesterday. Like the real Queen song, not the Vanilla Ice crap. Not sure who the artist was though.

Posted by: Ace | June 17, 2008 10:18 AM

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