My Computer Talks Like Valerie
Valerie
I was nowhere NEAR Valerie when her dad walked in.
This next is so cool.
If you have a Mac, you already know.
But if you are running with Windows, text-to-speech is available in Excel 2003.
Don't ask me why WORD 2003 doesn't have it, although you can create a macro. This is inexplicable.
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Trust me, you Windows people.
Come over to the dark side, Macs, where everything has been like sort of transformed into cool technology you can actually understand.
As for this girl in the picture, one of those weird thespian outcasts from high school, holding up an ancient archeological relic, looking like Joanie on Happy Days...
No one ever dates a redhead seriously, and her fifth house is in Switzerland.