Mac Book Pro
I'm not saying you want one, but yes I am.
How shall I put this...
INCREDIBLE?
That sounds too hyped. Let's just go with your natural insecurities and unwillingness to pay top dollar.
If you go to a Mac Store, and I did not realize this at first, but you get an appointment with a GENUIS.
Yeah, that's right. Walk up to the genius bar as if they were serving sloe gin fizzes.
It caught me off guard, the "genius" thing when I brought in a dead keyboard a few weeks ago.
Then I looked around, and a lot of people took time from their day to just learn about all the Apple stuff.
I felt like a CIA plant. "Oh, so you think you are going to iSync?" Hardy har har.
Then the cute girl, about 19 years old, told me how to draw together all my computer stuff, vet records, sad tales of stock purchases... now the misery is all in one place.
She was a genius behind the genius bar.
I must tell you, I'm the first sports fan to run behind a winner saying, "I told you so!"
Then again, coming from a Dallas Cowboys family, where no crime is too small for Jerry Jones' pen - you might think me overly persuaded by rhetoric or entrenched positions on life, God.
I assure you if Dallas wins less than ten games next season, I'm done with them.
But back to the point, which I think had something to do with "loyalty."
I'm completely in love with everything Mac. Sure, some of the applications take getting used to, but like old girlfriends in dripping swimming suits, freezing time and lust, well - not sure where that line of thought portended, but the fact of the matter is - it portended on a MAC.
I'm willing to remain one of those dumb guys, "Oh wow, dude can't handle Windows or Vista."
So I remain just a little guy, without any brains, clinging to my Mac.