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Cate Blanchett

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I am a huge fan of this young lady.

The girl is from Australia, yet owns a dead-on perfect American accent.

And you know, she's really pretty, down deep.

Galadrial from "Lord of the Rings." Queen of the Elves, I believe.

The dwarf Gimli fell in love with her.

All was anarchy with HER around during the excursion of the fellowship through Lothlorien.

But she ran into a problem over her Tolkien contract.

Elf Queens not allowed to have sex.

The agreement only extends for thirty years.
 
As for the rumors about Cate going anorexic.

There were some very bad photographs.

I have not actually spoken with her people, but I think and pray she is going to be all right.


Wander misty-eyed through life.





They Dont Know - Tracey Ullman

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