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Last Call for Stupidity


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I want to talk to you today about not being influenced by online advertising.

Beeee yourself.

Find love now.

This girl is still wearing some sort of party hat.

She probably never heard of Carly Simon.

Plus, she's my mom's nightmare of a horrible bowler.

I'd teach her Excel, but doubt she'd excel.

MS Word requires writing ability - so that is out.

Powerpoint? Her fonts are still under daddy's control.

In summary, the chick can't swing with my whole office profile deal.

But I hear younger women prefer older men, because those of us born before 1970 have been around the block, met smarts and conquered them, bequeathed emotional soul renditions.

This leave us, glasses propped above eyebrows, perfect, vulnerable targets.

This image of a boring life is not on Bee's mind. Girl blows bubbles into a camera.

I'd give her an IQ test to sleep with me, except when I mentioned the S.A.T., she said, "well, I'm already sitting. Duh."

Even I can't take advantage when seizures of laughter drop me to the floor, and all I remember, in a panting attempt to retain consciousness, is the cruel question of yellow lace and how it made me sneeze while failing to verify her age from a suspect ID card.


Posted by Creechman on June 15, 2008 5:47 PM |

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Hang in there. Never settle.

Cas

Posted by: cassie-b | June 15, 2008 7:31 PM

I think she is blowing you a kiss....
The whole May-December relationship thing is vastly overrated.But then I would say that as I am a woman and the whole toy boy scenario is looked upon as rather ridiculous and doomed from the outset....

Posted by: Diane | June 16, 2008 5:11 AM

I think you're being unfair. For all we know, she earned her Ph.d at 20--her real age--but lost the backing of her advisers, who had recently squandered any clout they had anyway due to very recent indiscretions. She wasn't as interested in teaching bio-chemistry in Nebraska as she used to be. That was such a childish fantasy. So she put on a costume, blows you a kiss, and can pay the rent. Others are guilty of much worse, Mark. Then, too, I bet she expects you to look past the outfit the ad men made her wear.

Posted by: Kathleen | June 16, 2008 10:17 AM

All excellent points!

Posted by: Creechman Author Profile Page | June 16, 2008 10:23 AM


If you turned her away, I'd check your IQ.

Posted by: Anonymous | June 16, 2008 5:39 PM

I don't know what you mean.

Posted by: Creechman Author Profile Page | June 16, 2008 5:43 PM

That hat is from her sweet 16 party. You're a pervert for thinking what you're thinking.

Posted by: Ace | June 17, 2008 10:24 AM

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